Good News Everybody!!!!
It turns out the Zombie Apocalypse ain’t all she’s cracked up to be!!!
Recent scientific (amusing) evidence brings to light certain fascinating facts that have led us here at Geek Trench to believe the upcoming zombie apocalypse might be:
A) much more amusing than previously thought,
B) far less time consuming than theorized, and
3) more than a little….. slippery….
The article linked in this post brings to light some interesting thoughts as to what would truly happen to humanity under the rotting boot of our frightening disease infested “over-lords”.
My favorite part you ask? “Plus, if we look at zombies as a species, they are pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That’s like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich.”