So apparently the Universe lied about it’s age in order to appear younger and more attractive to other possibly interested universes!
New evidence presented today from the European Space Agency and the Planck Space Probe reset the age of the universe a further 80 million years into the past. I know what you’re thinking, “Oh vanity thy name is the Known Universe” but hey, a girls gotta do what a grils gotta do. There aren’t too many eligible universes out there these days, you’ve got to work with what you’re given.
Anyway, here’s a link to the article detailing the jump in our universes apparent age. Enjoy!
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