Of all the horror creatures the vampire is the one I’d most rather encounter. If it were under the best of circumstances I feel that if I had a minute to plead with a vampire before it killed me I’d be able to convince it to turn me. Who cares if you can only walk the world at night, you’re going to live forever! I’d just carefully bide my time until we invented space travel and then I’d just travel around on a spaceship. Don’t have to worry about the sun on a spaceship. No sun. Live forever. Spaceship!
Anyway, Twilight managed to ruin vampires, which is quite an impressive if not nauseating accomplishment. At least True Blood has kept the genre breathing, but this new movie Kiss Of The Damned looks like it will help us to put that shitty mess Twilight behind us!