Happy July 4th, or Brexit 1776… whichever.

Same thing really. The main thing is to have some beers, eat meat cooked over flame, and watch Chinese-made explosives light up the night sky.  If you’re not into celebrating the successful attempt at treason then go have fun being a communist… or don’t, whatever.  Might be a little drunk. Yea, it’s early in the day, but day drinking is AMERICAN! So get a beer, a hot dog, and some apple pie (screw you “The Dutch” it’s ours now!) and enjoy the day off from work. Unless you have to work, then just enjoy your normal day while everyone else is having a better time. Happy July 4th Brexit 1776!

America and beer truly are brothers from other mothers

-smart drunk guy


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